To anyone who thinks that Golden Retrievers AREN'T the kindest, gentlest souls on the planet, I give you this:
And the accompanying story.
I've been an awful blogger, but that's just the tip of the disastrous iceberg that has been me lately. More on that later (soon).
I think it has something to do with the fact that it's been in the high 90s and low 100s for like AN ENTIRE FUCKING MONTH. I hate hot weather and want to hide in the freezer section of the grocery store until September. Also, that's where they keep the ice cream, which has become a dietary staple. Disgusting.
I'll be back soon.